Marine Corps

10 Things

10 Things a Drill Instructor Will Never Say

10. "Screw the 0400 crap -- I'm getting up at noon"

9. "I'd be lost without my yoga"

8. "For a zestier tuna salad, add a pinch of dill"

7. "I'm yelling because I have self-esteem issues"

6. "Dude, you're getting a Dell"

5. "Marine, you have the piercing blue eyes of a young Paul Newman"

4. "With Pert Plus, I just wash...and go"

3. "When are the Tony Awards?"

2. "Dr. Phil has changed my life"

1. "I still live with my parents"

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created: Oct 23, 2006